The adventures of Logab Straber

            Logab was running down the alley as fast as he could. He could hear the dogs and men chasing after him. They were swearing in Arabic. He cut left down another alley, then a right and started climbing the fire escape. He had to get away. He couldn’t let them catch him. He was In Benghazi, Libya. The same place where the U.S. embassy was attacked. He had tried to help the poor diplomats, but they had been over run. When the door was breached and the rebels got in, they had trie...

It was a relaxing peaceful afternoon. Logab was tending to his garden, picking weeds and watering his award winning tomatoes. Everything peaceful and at first it looked like it was gona be another ordinary day. Then he felt it. It was like everything just did a complete 180. Dogs were barking, the wind started howling, he had a horrible feeling in his gut. Something was wrong and he needed to find out what it was.

            He quickly went inside and got his scouter that the Sayain Vegeta ...

Logab Straber was just sitting down to eat his morning breakfast, a bowl of nails without any milk, when he heard he computer beep. He hurried over to see what it was. His computer only beeped when something important was happening. It was the same in this case. It was an anonymous email the said that Elvis was still alive! He has been living underground since his reported death in a 35 year long ping pong tournament with the mole people. He finished second and got a pretty shiny silver metal...

This is a chronicle of the adventures of a man named Logab Straber. One day Logab was wondering around the Fairland Indiana area, making sure everything was ok because that was his job. The town council of Fairland had recently elected Logab as the official watcher of things and going ons around the town. Even though they mostly did this to keep him from discovering the secret nuclear silos they had hidden in the old mill, Logab took this responsibility very seriously. He walked the streets, ...

i was walkin around the mr. ts in fairland and i saw a man be picked up by a invisible ghost. he was freaking out and cryin an what not. i was just tryin to buy some monster. the man floatin in the air then got a massive erection. it was weird. the chick behind the counter was gettin pissed and tellin him to get his foatin ass down. he was like bitch, im gettin raped by this here ghost, ya'll better hurry up an call bob barker. i tried to call but his answerin machine picked up and said the p...

yep, i was out in back field huntin for some hogs with my samurai sword when i saw big foot. he aslo had a samurai sword. we then had a epic sword fight and i won. i then tee-bagged him like 20 times. he was pretty pissed. it was kinda hard top tell with his berka berka sign language but i figured it out. imma right a book about bigfoot and call it the dummy's guide to berka berka sign language. i was gona show people but this blue 1954 ford ranger showed up and abducted him. they were aliens...