The Adventures of Logab Straber

My name is Logab Straber.  I've had many great adventures in my life. This website ties in directly with one of them in particular. Technically it ties in with all of them but i have such a wide intelligence range that i can see that it ties directly with one. I was running through the great bamboo forests of china looking for the Yaochi to talk to Xi Wang Mu about the dollar he owed me. on my way there i met many strange people and creatures. one person I met was Tahj Mowry, boy genius. i found Tahj hanging from a cliff by one hand in a canyon. after saving him, he explained that he had heard that the reason Greece is the worst country to invest in is because chuck Norris's evil twin had secretly placed a curse on the country. he tracked the evil twin down  to china around where he was trapped on the cliff. i agreed to help capture the evil twin with him if he made me something cool. After an intense banshee fight with pool noodles, i slayed Mr. Norris. After he died the curse was lifted off Greece and they started to make good food again. In return for slaying Mr. Norris, Tahj made me this web site. cool.