Logab Straber was just sitting down to eat his morning breakfast, a bowl of nails without any milk, when he heard he computer beep. He hurried over to see what it was. His computer only beeped when something important was happening. It was the same in this case. It was an anonymous email the said that Elvis was still alive! He has been living underground since his reported death in a 35 year long ping pong tournament with the mole people. He finished second and got a pretty shiny silver metal and an IOU one Cuban cigar. The important part though, was that he reportedly went to Cuba to redeem his IOU and they said it was expired. So’ Elvis has allegedly planned an attack on Cuba tonight! It was a Sunday morning so Logab had church, but then he could go to Cuba and prepare for the attack.

He finished his cereal, went to church, and mounted his magic camel. Four seconds later he was in Havana. With no time to spare, he quickly set up a stage for a rock off. Just as the email said, Elvis was seen walking towards the capital that night. 

“Elvis! You will not hurt these poor socialist people! You must beat me in a rock off to win your cigar” Logab shouted.

“Logab Straber! You will not stop me this time,” Elvis roared. “I will have my cigar. I earned it fair and square in a ping pong tournament underground.”

“I heard about that, congratulations by the way.”

“Thank you, thank you very much”

“You’re welcome, but if you want that cigar you need to beat me in a rock off!” Logab yelled. Elvis grabbed a guitar and to the rock off and they began. The King was good and started off strong, but Logab had the Pick of Destiny. They played hard for a solid hour but the King’s defeat was inevitable. With one final strum Logab sent the King back underground in shame. The people of Cuba cheered for Logab, until they saw that because the rock off had been so epic the island country had lost power all power. At first they were mad that there was no power, but after thinking about it more they decided that a night without power was better than Elvis sinking the island. So Logab was quickly and quietly escorted off the island and back home. When he got back to his house he put that cigar in they had given him in a glass case. It was a trophy of the day he beat Elvis in a rock off. Then he fell into his bed. Now it was time for him to sleep. He had had a busy day with the Cubans. So tonight He would need his energy for next week’s adventure.