yep, i was out in back field huntin for some hogs with my samurai sword when i saw big foot. he aslo had a samurai sword. we then had a epic sword fight and i won. i then tee-bagged him like 20 times. he was pretty pissed. it was kinda hard top tell with his berka berka sign language but i figured it out. imma right a book about bigfoot and call it the dummy's guide to berka berka sign language. i was gona show people but this blue 1954 ford ranger showed up and abducted him. they were aliens. they were the same ones that shrunk my daughter and took my house. then i was pissed. then i asked tom cruise to use his berka berka witchcraft to summon harry potter and have him turn me into a mindreading troll bodied fish headed bar of soap. as he did so i realized it wasnt the best idea because i forgot my key to the universe. so i was talkin to Gandhi bout his beliefs and drop some serious knowledge on his hindu ass. i dont mean to get scientific but oprah and she used her spells to make me a genius. which is not to say joe dirté didnt teach me a whole lot. but he still thinks i like to see homos naked. i dont, trust me. its gross. nothin worse than a couple of homos walkin round all naked and exposed.sorry if im blowin ur mind with all this kno0wlage again. im  a very technical person. there is a secret message here in the bold print. its kinda like the davinci code, so you gota be tom hanks to figure it out. but back to bigfoot... im about to start my life journey with my soul partner ( i can not stress this enough, im not gay) billy ray cyrus. we plan on travling across the world lookin for the power ranger's base. we have reason to believe that aliens are hiding there. we will then bring the aliens to the center of the earth and drown them in lava and eatin by dinosaurs. I hope you learn a lot from this message, as it was completely true.

 

 

with love,

                  Logab straber

                                      co- pilot of the S.S. verginya galactic questior

 

p.s.

          berka berka berr, flurmadinga chippin do. mango dango mamba jammba berka berka boo.

                                          (read my book)

 

p.s.s

          p0wNagE

 

p.s.s.s

               just straight p0wNagE